Thinking of buying Brass Monkeys for the first time - you wont be disappointed, but don't take our word for it - just take a look at some of the nice things people have said about us over the last 18 months of on-line retailing.

These are just a few of the many positive messages we receive each week. Our aim is to not only let you have fun in your pants, but to also provide you with some of the best made, stylish and v. sexy undies known to Man or monkey. We are only as good as our last pair of pants, so please do send in your feedback or comments via our "talk to a monkey section".

"Excellent site to buy pants, the only pants I recommend to put your brass monkeys in"
PS

"No advice needed! You have your finger on the pulse, you make the world of pants a laugh instead of the embarrassing trip to M&S.  Thank you monkeys for keeping my (__!__) pristinely attired."
IH

"Great site - and that Penelope - phwoar! :-)  Good luck for comic relief too, I've bought mine!"
PR

"The pants are fantastic - keep up the good work."
SL

"I do have to say again I am totally impressed with the customer facing bit, so thanks."
NB

"Your thongs are the best I have bought"
MD

"All power to British designed leisurewear.  Let's have more - dare to be different!  There are plenty of us who are on the lookout for something new and interesting!"
AD

"Since my wife introduced me to thongs I find them so comfortable and supportive."
JK

"Excellent web-site.  Hope the pants live up to it.  I look forward to wearing them."
HB

"Just received my order of White Tanga's. Just a note to say they are really comfortable and especially like the logo."
RH

"Just a note to say the new monkeys arrived this morning and they look great. Also I would like to thank you for the extra pin badges which ive handed out. like me, most people did not know the charity existed. well done for promoting it with your donation scheme."
RW

"Grateful thanks - The Pants did their job, I look Two stone lighter and dead sexy !!"
BE

"Thanks! I received the goods about 2 hours before you sent this e-mail!
Thats good service! Thanks again"
DR

"Excellent site - taken me away from working for half an hour anyway."
PN

"I have received the underwear thank you, my girlfriend loves them and is happy that Brass Monkeys now offers a range for women, she was quite jealous that I had some Brass Monkeys and she could not!!! It has now saved me some serious ear-ache!!!!!"
ML

"So far haven't had as much fun as I would like to yet, but then again.......................?
Excellent customer service. shall recommend"
RB

"What delay? that was good speed. thanks very much. nice fit too..."
HA

"The white boxer is the best around! Keep promoting!"
LC

"You can't improve on perfection."
KD

"Much better than most uk online shops."
SP

"Well done with your advertisement strategy, the humour is sharp and the site interesting. A definite hit."
RF

"This is superb, and long may you continue. You are so right. AB Excellent site!"
CM

"I got my new pants this morning & they are great. I think discovering your web page is going to cost me loads 'cos I've ordered some more this morning - This is not good for a student bank balance. Anyway, I'm delighted with my pants so thank you!"
JA

"I got your e-mail address in with my wedding announcement on purpose!!!  I wanted to tell you, that I had my brass monkeys with me when I got married."
ST

"Just received my package, very pleased with the quality! I'm recommending you to my mates. Thanks,"
KV

"I recently received my order (very quickly I might add) and love my Monkeys."
BH

"Thank you for sorting my order out in the last couple of days. The order arrived in the post this morning and I have to say, the boxers are very comfy. Now all I have to do is get my girlfriend to model her new underwear...........  I won't hesitate to place another order in the future due to your excellent customer service."
MS

"Thanks, order received. Got a pair on in fact. Good quality, good value,  certainly be ordering more."
JB

Dear Xxxx, Xxxxx

I'm a great fan of your store, and I try very hard to buy most things from you --- but your own-brand made-in-Portugal Men's briefs are terrible! Could you please either stock Brass Monkey underpants, or give them the concession to produce your own-brand briefs. My partner bought the three-in-a-pack xxxxxxx briefs (dark green, burgundy and navy blue Xxxxxxx. 95% cotton 5%  elastane lycra MADE IN PORTUGAL, small size) six months ago, and I loathe each one of them every time he puts them on. Aside from the colours, which are lovely, the underpants hit him at the wrong place on the waist,  and the leg and they make him look dumpy, even though he isn't. It isn't just the aesthetics I object to: the Xxxxxxx elastic band is too narrow, so that it not only looks unattractive, it leaves an unattractive mark on his skin after a day's wear.  I'm not an employee or share-holder of Brass Monkeys; I just think they're an excellent British company. The Brass Monkey cotton underwear my partner  bought six years ago is still attractive, and the waistbands are still elastic. Good value, Good money --  and British --- exactly what  Xxxx Xxxxxx should encourage and make available to their customers. Please withdraw - or redesign- your XXXXXXX briefs, and please make Brass Monkey briefs available, so that I can buy them from you.

Yours truly,

KM