Dear Monkeys,

We are looking for some help here in finding the owner of some bold stripe briefs, mysteriously discovered on a beach in Malaysia. The photo and the senders letter are below. We have already rewarded Matt for his efforts and we offer more of our fab monkey gear free to anyone who can provide information on whose pants Matt found or send in an equally interesting Brass Monkeys report.........

The Evidence

Matts Letter

Dear sir/madam,

Two years ago I came across these pants on Cherating beach in Malaysia. It made a good photograph. After taking a snap, I waited for 10 minutes, then snapped them up. They've been great, but I've now outgrown them, (I've gained 12 kilo's in the last 7 months). So, if you still have this style, could I please order 3 more in extra large? The pants are still in good working order, and if the previous owner still wants them, I'll happily mail them via your address, (unless I lose weight, of course!).

Many thanks,

Matt, Newcastle, Australia.

Our Reply

Dear Matt,

From what we can make out, these briefs date back to 1996, when they were last manufactured with this waistband. However, the style is exactly the same, the waistband has just been updated with the Brass Monkeys typeface. Hopefully, these will fit as we don't do extra, extra large!

Have fun in your pants,

Pen.

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