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Now the King Kong of the undie-world, Brass Monkeys, has its own website and secure online shop. So men (and ladies) everywhere are getting their hands on some of the best designer underwear around - Brass Monkeys, underwear with attitude. And because this is the Net, you'll find it hard to beat our online prices and regularly updated special offers. Go Ape.
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There's also a whole lot more to this site. Here's a list to get you started:

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The ultimate Brass Monkeys "wind test"

Flying Pants!
  • Winners of the Brass Monkeys "best photo" Competition
  • Winners of the "Best thing you can do in your Brass Monkeys"
  • Winners of the "Flying by the seat of your pants" award

    Click the pic or here to see more pics / video and the story of a brave band of brothers (and sisters) who Fly high above Sydney Australia

  • The site has been designed to be easy to get around - you can get to most places from most places.

    Hopefully it'll be the most fun you can have on a website with your underwear on - preferably Brass Monkeys of course :-)

    And remember, it's what Brass Monkeys puts into each pair of underpants that affects what you put into them.


    Each garment is manufactured in Great Britain, using the finest cotton-rich fabrics, carefully selected componentry, utilising traditional British sewing skills blended with modern construction techniques to produce underwear that will perform to the highest standards.

    A rigid quality assurance regime is in permanent operation, every product must pass a rigorous standard of bursting strength, elasticity and durability, ensuring that no matter what moves you make, our garments will always stay with you, providing full support.

    Every Brass Monkeys garment is designed and crafted to emphasise the best of the male form without any sacrifice in comfort or functionality. We want every wearer to not only look good, but feel Great.


    Click on the image on the left to preview the full size animation of "emales for females!".
    Click here to download a version to email to your friends.
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    New Sensuous Zone opens with Slinky Monkeys
    Sensuous slinky monkeys silk lycra and attitude

    Slinkys are tailored for both he and she monkeys. Made from silk feel fabric that is sensuous to the touch, but with a hint of lycra to allow you to make your moves. There are two new special offers in the all new Sensuous Zone to get you going.

    Monkeys get brassy and cross the gender gap!
    Underwear for women with balls

    The Loin King at last has a Loiness. The Aesthetics collection of cotton/lycra underwear gives the most feminine of looks but with mettle that won't be ignored. Garments that'll support your every subtle move whilst you corner your fella's attention. Great for working out or making out, and only available over the Internet.




    Check out our new ad gallery and mail them to your friends



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