Sometimes Brass Monkeys receives a photo for the Bold as Brass competition that is just absolutely pitiful - it must therefore be exposed to the world here in the Hall of Shame. (Being shamed in your Brass Monkeys underwear doesn't guarantee that you'll win any of the great prizes, but it does mean that there are potentially millions of people on the Net who will never take you seriously again - ha ha ha.) BACK TO THE TOP BACK TO THE TOP HOW ABOUT YOU? (If you have no fear, but haven't got the necessary tackle, be sure to visit the online shop to choose your own underwear with attitude. Shame not to...) If you'd like to enter (the competition), scanned photos may be emailed directly to cheekymonkeys@brassmonkeys.co.uk or sent by conventional post to the address given in the Terms and Conditions. Please ensure that you provide your name, email address, postal address and details of the photo location and any other relevant details. Entry of any photographic image will be deemed to give Brass Monkeys the legal rights to this image for publishing, reproduction or use in anyway to promote the brand or company. Such rights include the publication on the World Wide Web and any other medium. Be sure to read the Terms and Conditions and then show the world your mettle!

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