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Comic Relief's annual Red Nose charity appeal this year has the theme "Say Pants to Poverty", as they again raise millions of pounds for the poor and disadvantages in the UK and abroad.
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With such a theme, the King Kong of the UK undie market couldn't resist the challenge to literally provide the pants that will say "Pants to Poverty".  As from Friday 16th February, Brass Monkeys are selling special fund raising pants for red nose day.

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Each pair of stylish White Monkey pants will carry a print of the Comic Relief logo "Say Pants to Poverty" strategically placed, the logo is sure to see more than a smile raised
(we mean money of course!).

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Available from just £4.99 plus p&p, a choice of Men's & Women's pants or shorts from the Brass Monkeys collection located on the Comic Relief Store page, with £1.00 going directly to Comic Relief from every pair purchased (£2 is donated for every women's Crop or Bra Set).  Also additional credit card donations to Comic Relief can be made via a secure server.
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In addition to either Mastercard, Visa, Visa Delta and Switch for purchasing on our website, we will also accept orders by post.

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Once you have bought your "Pants to Poverty" pants we also want you to send in photographs of yourselves flashing your pants to poverty message in public or crazy locations and we will publish them on their web site for the duration of the appeal.  As an incentive to "flash", the best photo will clean up a cool £250 worth of Brass Monkeys underwear. (Please make sure that all photos are "Decent" and we do encourage you to wear these pants over your normal clothes as this helps spread the message and
keeps "Mum & Dad" happy !)

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This also gives you an excellent excuse to flash your pants in public without getting arrested, which has to be worth a lot more than a fiver!
Go on have a go - we are looking for the best company staff photo, couples photo, sports team photo, politicians, celebrity's section and many more - and it's all for a good cause!

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If we still haven't convinced you to donate or buy our great pants that will not only dramatically improve your sex life but also help others to make a better life for themselves - then in the stolen words of Sir Bob Geldof "Just give us your F***ing (flipping) money now!".
Please either buy or donate - it is just too easy to smile and do nothing, help make the world a better place NOW.

BRASS MONKEY HEALTH WARNING:
Anyone leaving this web site without either buying some comic relief pants OR donating to Comic Relief could find intimate dangly bits dropping off their body.
So be a wise monkey and help get rid of poverty now.

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Where the Money Goes

In the UK
In Africa
Across the Globe

To see more of the whole Comic Relief Campaign
visit their own Fab site here (but only after buying your pants!)

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Comic Relief is a registered charity no. 326568

Special thanks to Design Quarter Ltd for transfer prints

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