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Some further reasons to subscribe.

We are teaming up with other like minded web-tailers to offer you great bargains on their products (but don’t worry your email and details will never be passed to any third party)

Receive special priority in order processing and dispatch and qualify for a free upgrade, to a more expensive style if we are temporarily unable to fulfill your exact requirement (Fly Brass Monkeys Now)

As a welcome to our monkey club we will also post you two of our large funky monkey stickers free of charge, for some "gorilla" marketing – stick em somewhere "public".
See our VIP Member Sticker Gallery for the best (and worst) entries so far!
(Stickers supplied subject to stock availability)

Please note that if you don't join, you wont know about our special deals and you wont have any where near as much fun in your pants as you should be having.




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